The Shallow Life and Times of Willis T Reddrick

I feel weird. That girl that I like is so AWSOME. I am attracted to her more every day and it’s starting to suck. When I say hi she doesn’t even smile she just says “helloo” and walks away. There’s like no way she would ever go out with me, but I know she’s one of the nicest people I know. And I hate all this “if it’s not meant to be, then it’s not meant to be” stuff. It bums me out :I I like her alot and I just want one, JUST ONE date! Obviously if it goes well then I would want more. Even worse, I give off the “gentle giant” vibe around girls, and what girl wants that? I wish I could just hang out with her or something. - Will

Sing it Elton! There is a girl. Who I like. And im feeling pretty damn good about it! I think if I try hard enough she’ll go out with me :D! She loves expressive dance, is very smart, and petite (perfect in other words)! As you can tell I am very happy, and only a girl can make me feel as happy as I am right now :). PLUS im doing better in all my classes! Things are looking up! Life is GOOD when it comes down to it! ;) Peace! -Willis the dreamy sonofa-bitch

I didnt ask that girl out, but I do have a story. So today I was in History class and one of my friends who is extremely outgoing and reaaaly not afraid of getting in trouble, did something……..awkward. Alright so this girl whos pretty nice, comes over near our table to get some construction paper, and my outgoing friend got behind her (not touching her) and thrust as if he was banging her; but it was only once. He whispered to show me, and of course I laughed my ass off…….until I realized that she noticed the gesture. I mean she was wearing yoga pants! So she looks at me with the most discussed face ive ever seen. While all this is going on the teacher in the class kinda looks out for me and gives me moral talks every now and then and is sitting a couple desks over when she blurts out “Thats sexual harassment!”, which made me cringe. Thank god he didnt hear anything, because if he did I would’ve died inside O_O. For the record, I have never sexually harassed a women before and just laughed because the face my friend made when he did it was like this - >:D! Dont worry im a good boy :).

-Willis the Red

Hey how do you get people to read your blog? I mean how do people find it without knowing me personally? Nevermind. Im bored. Like reaaaaaaaaaaly bored. I wish this blog had alot of readers but I know its just Ryan and Sophie :(. I had an ok weekend i guess. Soooooo schools tommorow for me cause today was a teacher workday or something. Sorry, this is boring. Hopefully ill ask that girl out and I can talk about that.

-Willis Theodorus Reddrick VII

So I had a damn good day yesterday. Hung out with my friends, saw Sucker Punch, played some cards, and had five guys for dinner. But thats not the greatest thing. The greatest thing would be, that I decided im going to ask a girl out. Not just any girl, but one of my old friends who I used to hang out with all the time. I dont even care if she says no, im just happy that I have the courage to do it at all. Man shes so beutiful, even without makeup on and she likes things with a passion just like me. I hope to God she says yes. Heres to her not finding this post! -Willis Theodorus Reddrick VII

So today im in class on a school computer, and no one seems to give a damn that im writing my own blog. Its wierd cause the teachers are always yaping and yaping about “no goofing off!!!” but right now, they could care less. I mean I love my school, but sometimes I take its laidback-ness for my own gain. I mean im going to college, no doubt about it, but right now my grades need to go up, and the last thing I need is a carefree teacher. Heres to uneccesary blogs in the middle of a school day!

-Willis the Red